Age: 19
Game Genre: Sandbox
Ripe-Raspberry Rotten-Cherry(RRRc) is a self described "Schoolyard Revolutionary battling to end indefinitely the oppressive masculine essence involved in heterosexual love. She patrols her college campus around the clock with pamphlets full of information as to why heterosexual relationships are wrong and always lead to bad outcomes, ex-soviet spetnaz sargent trained combatant skills, and for late night encounters a deadly 'Killer Kupid 4000 Nitrogenous Oxide propelling crossbow'.
RRRc was once a 'die hard' lover, a romanticist to a 19th century novelist degree, spending her days writing extensive diary entries about her boyfriend Tomathen. She mesmerized about Tomathen hours into the night, texting him 24/7 to check up on him and to confess her love profusely, and was extremely delighted to have been responded back for the 3rd time that week about a date to the movies that Friday night. The movie went fine, hand holding during, and after a hand holding walk to the local park and nice hand holding experience on a bench under a dim sidewalk light. The whole experience was perfect as in her dreams, until Tomathen made a move... Gently pecking RRRc on her cheek, she went ballistic, fending off Tomathen for her life she thought. Tomathen confused and startled, asking whats wrong, was met with a 2 liter soda bottle size, pepper spray can to the pupils. Ever since then RRRc has been a anti-heterosexual relationship activist.
RRRc is ready for whatever, down for only her female sisteren, and out for the evil oppressive male essence. She'll do anything to protect the woman kind, even to go as far as piercing the left- pectoral muscle, through the rib cage, and mystifying the heart of any creeping man looking to take advantage of a unsuspecting lady of true love (She's asexual, but is openly supportive of the "L" at lgbt conventions). Alternating between smiles for females and mugs for males in public, this femme-fatal is definateley not the one to be messed around with.
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